King Vader Cooks His Last Meal: Lobster & Shrimp

(grunting)– It’s a lot in the shoulders.– Well we should remember that these areanimals that we just killed.(upbeat music)– [Narrator] King Vader,what would you like for your last meal?– Lobster and shrimp.– Okay, that sounds pretty good.I’ll make you lobster and shrimp.Get the hell on up here and we’ll get you taken care of.You like […]

A CHUBBY HOLIDAY – Gang Beast Animated

What the heck?What the heck happened?Where am I!?Oh man!Oh my gosh I am a big pudding! I’m an ornament!At least we’re both really big and fat!Yeah we’re both ornamentsLook we can barely jump!These costumes are so heavy that we can’t even jumpI know you’re gonna’ die any…Oh no. You’re gonna’ die!AHHH! (laughs hysterically)Look at my […]

Beauty and the Beast! A Babyteeth4 Mini Movie

once upon a time in a faraway village there lived the daughter of a merchantwhose name was Belle hi I’m Belle that means Beauty the thingBelle enjoyed most of all was reading while her father went off doing merchantthings Belle I’m off to do some merchant things father who will watch after mewhile thine is […]

Last Meal – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

[Meloncholic Music]Well, it looks like my time’s about up.We hate to see you go, Pops.You’ve redeemed yourself in God’s eyes.Now, are you sure about your last meal?I’m sure.I just want a mouthful of sweet, sweet corn.(Clanking)Do you have any last words?(Clamp)(Buzzing)(Popping)His last act was truly a kindness.[End Credits]This just in: A new study finds that […]

Alman als Stormtrooper – The Rise of Dieter | Star Wars Parodie

It’s an instinct.Hello there!! Don’t go running around in the barricaded area.Why do you think we bother with marked paths here?No, don’t jump across the cliff…A feeling. The force brought us together.Okay, if you say so. Dieter Palov, Stormtrooper, Department for Public Order and Site Security.We are not aloneGood people will fight, if we lead […]

Drawing Terrible Fast Food Mascots

Julia : Welcome to Drawfee Beans! Where we take your dumb ideas…Jacob : – and make even dumber drawings!-I’m Julia-I’m JacobJulia : Uh… Jacob, today – Jacob : Yes?Julia : We’re doing a suggestion. Jacob : Yes Julia?!Julia : Aaah! Jacob : Yes?!Julia : Uaghhh!Julia: Uh… We’re doing- Jacob : Wake up everyone!Julia : Good […]

The 10 Most Disgusting Things Found in Fast Food!

– Have you ever ordered food and been disappointed’cause it wasn’t exactly what you expected?Well, trust me, it could’ve been worse.If you like to eat out at restaurants or fast food joints,you may have experienced a situation or twowhere you ordered wasn’t exactly what was delivered.Oh man, that sucks, huh?But at least you didn’t almost […]

Keith Crowns Instagram’s Next Dog Superstar

– Welcome back to the season finale of The Barkchshler,the internet’s favorite dog review show.I’m your host, contestant, judgeand Barkchshler himself, Keith Habersberger.What a time we’re having.Guys, we’re here.There are four dogs.(imitating gun noises)(laughs)These four dogs, for the last five days,have been posting at least one post a dayand at least one story a dayand […]

Introducing new Swiss Chalet Energy Drink | 22 Minutes

Ready for this?Let’s see what you got, cmon man.I gotta stop. I’m exhausted.Cmon man, one more game!Man, what’s your secret?You juicin’?Nah man, I don’t juice.I sauce.[Voiceover] New Swiss Chalet Energy Drink.[Voiceover] A unique combination of caffeine, vitamin B12, and chicken dripping.Take it easy, that stuff’s crazy!Ohhhh![Voiceover] The only performance enhancing beverage that doubles as a […]

The 10 Most Disgusting Things Found in Fast Food!

– Have you ever ordered food and been disappointed’cause it wasn’t exactly what you expected?Well, trust me, it could’ve been worse.If you like to eat out at restaurants or fast food joints,you may have experienced a situation or twowhere you ordered wasn’t exactly what was delivered.Oh man, that sucks, huh?But at least you didn’t almost […]